INS jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.