INS jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?

Panera said.

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"