INS jokes
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.