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Wish

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Bed

A person is laying horizontally against the wall as if they are trying to avoid touching the ground. Above, the text reads "When you hit the spider and it runs under the bed."

Meal

A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."

Foot

so you have chosen...death

The image shows a text conversation where a spider is described as running around, and the person is unconcerned. Then the spider gets close and the person responds with a still from a movie with a man saying, "So you have chosen... death."

Fan

Sad but true

Two hands are shaking. On the left, the hand is labeled "Undertale fans" and is paired with a spider-like character, and the text "Being horny for a spider". On the right, the hand is labeled "Homestuck fans" and is paired with a character.

House

so true

A young girl with a smirk is in the foreground, while behind her a house is engulfed in flames. The text overlay on the image says, "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Grandmother

An elderly woman with glasses is squinting at a laptop screen while holding her fingers in a way that looks like she is pinching something. Above her head is the text 'I THINK' and below is 'I SPIDER'.

Bed

An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".

Barbie

barbie da spider

A Barbie doll is modified to look like a spider with extra limbs.

Shower

true fr

The image shows a text on the top that says: "when your taking a shower and the spider in the corner starts crawling down". The bottom image shows Elsa from Frozen with a scared face, her right hand with icy elements in the air.

Spider-Man

A cartoon of a female character in a burning scene with the text "Spider-Man's girlfriend in every movie for no reason" at the top.

Shadow

A top-down view inside a toilet bowl. A small spider is visible on the right side of the bowl, just above the water line. In the water, there is a distinct shadow or reflection that is phallic-shaped. Overlay text reads: "Spider scared tf outa me (ignore shadow)".

Fun

A spider is visible through the tent fabric with the text "LET'S GO CAMPING, THEY SAID" above and "IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID" below.

House

No thank you!

A young girl looks sideways with a slight smile, while in the background, a house is in flames. The text overlay reads "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Spider-Man

Dirty little Spider-Man

The image is a three-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a man with red hair holding a woman by the neck, saying, "STAY BACK OR THE LADY GETS IT!". The second panel shows Spider-Man pointing and saying, "NOT BEFORE SHE GETS IT FROM ME". The third panel shows the woman covered in white goo, with the text "SPIDERMAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT".

Lawyer

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

Rain

A man sits on a train looking reflective while a quote about the "itsy bitsy spider" is superimposed on the image.

Genie

A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."

Girl

Rich girls when they see a spider

A little girl is smirking slightly at the camera. In the background, there is a house completely engulfed in flames. The text says: "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Spider-Man

officially done !!!!!! ( the big shadow thing says " SPIDER- MAN " )

A drawing of Spider-Man's head with a spider symbol, two spiderwebs, a hand making the 'I love you' sign, and the text 'With great power comes great responsibility' written above. There is also a small signature.

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