INS jokes
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.