INS jokes
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
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How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM