INS jokes
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Ah shit, here they come
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.