What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
Applesauce.
