What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What's an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising flour
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)
I love eggs!
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But it’s a hearty meal
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
