What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
I love eggs!
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
