Ingredient jokes
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.