What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What's an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising flour
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)
I love eggs!
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
