Ingredient jokes

Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.

(I love oil!)

What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"

What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.

Applesauce.