Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
