Incarceration Jokes

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?

He's a small medium at large.

When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?

There is a small medium at large.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.

Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."