Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
