So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
