Year to Live

Alright listen up, numbskull. This joke is funny because the person was told by his doc that he only had a year to live. So, instead of, like, enjoying his last year, this dummy shoots the doc. Then the judge throws the book at him and gives him 15 years in the slammer! It's funny 'cause he technically solved his problem of dying in a year, but now he's stuck in the can for way longer. You probably think a 'year' is how long it takes to watch all the 'Fast & Furious' movies, huh?