I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
