What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
Some people think prison is one word...but to criminals it’s a whole sentence.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones
Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
