In common jokes
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.