In common jokes
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.