In common jokes

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.