In common jokes
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.