What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
In Common Jokes
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
