In common jokes
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.