What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
