In common

In Common Jokes

Blowjob

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

Pregnancy

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Belt

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

Rubber

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

Shark

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Brain

Q. What do Danielle Smith and a baby with anencephaly have in common?

A. Neither of them have a brain.

Glory Hole

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Alzheimer's

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

Butthole

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

Woman

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Pool

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

Lawyer

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

Nut

Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?

A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.

Nazi

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Slinky

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.