In common jokes
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.