In common jokes
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What does a rubix cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them the harder they get.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.