In common

In common jokes

Twin Towers

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Woman

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.