In common

In common jokes

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.