In common jokes
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
So true
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.