What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
