In common

In Common Jokes

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Dad

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Orphan

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

Politician

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

Stripper

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

Suicide

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing.

Racist

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Dick

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Dad

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • Priest

    What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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  • Pedophile

    What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

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  • Hitler

    What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

    They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

    Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Twin Towers

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

    Orgasm

    What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

    I don't care if she has one.

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  • Slave

    What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

    Mom

    What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

    They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

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