In common jokes
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.