In common jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.