In common jokes
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.