In common jokes
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.