What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
