What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
In Common Jokes
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! π
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen π π.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
