In common jokes
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.