In common jokes
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.