In common jokes
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.