In common jokes
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.