In common jokes
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.