In common

In common jokes

Cancer

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

Stepfather

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

Child

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.

Danger

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Wife

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

Apple

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

Blonde

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Dick

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Orphan

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Redneck

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

Wife

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

Asian

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Cheat

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.

Shooting

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Vacuum

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.