In common jokes
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.