In common jokes
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.