In common jokes
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.