In common jokes

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.