Im jokes
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.