Im jokes

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Prince, I'm ready to chat!

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Mom, I’m pregnant.

Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

"I’m coming for you two!"