Im jokes

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Mother.

Mother who?

Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

I'm a joke supremacist.

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

Comment if I'm ugly.

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."