Im jokes
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
I'm a fat cow.
Hi, I'm a name.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!