Im jokes

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

Mom, I’m pregnant.

Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Mother.

Mother who?

Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

"I’m coming for you two!"

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.