Im jokes
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
I'm a joke supremacist.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Comment if I'm ugly.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!