Im jokes

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."