Ill jokes

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Me: I'll have a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Me: Immediately!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

I'll put white in your smile.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

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