The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Alternative Door Knock
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is super simple. Instead of politely knockin' like a civilized human, this goofball plans to punch you right in the face next time! I bet you are the kind of person who brings a spoon to a knife fight. This guy here is not very smart.