If jokes

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.