If jokes

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

If you hate pedophiles, grow up.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."