If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, buttercup. This person is saying they're so bummed out that if they don't find a reason to keep on living, they're gonna off themselves. And, uh, just so you know, my sources say people with your level of intelligence frequently touch grass. Don't feel bad!
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lol.