If jokes
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O