If jokes
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."