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If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!