If jokes
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?