If jokes

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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Continue.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.