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Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

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If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

If you read this, you lost your v card.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.