If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Fast Cream
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You see, McDonald's is known for "fast food," right? And Dairy Queen sells a lot of ice cream. So the joke is that Dairy Queen is "fast cream" instead of "ice cream" 'cause they both fast, genius! You probably eat glue, don't you?
Anonymous
Like me with your mom.