If jokes

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

If you hate pedophiles, grow up.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?

Shot in the head.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.