If jokes

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???

What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?

"Mind if I join you?"

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

Like if you hate going to school.

Like if you wanna have sex.

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

Asian pregnancy test:

Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.

Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"