If jokes

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Like this if you like me.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?