If jokes
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Memes
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?