If jokes

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?