If jokes
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.