If jokes

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Why can’t an orphan play soccer?

If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD