If jokes

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Comment if I'm ugly.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Why can’t an orphan play soccer?

If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!