If jokes
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Comment if I'm ugly.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?