If jokes

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

"If you can't win, lose."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

Comment if I'm ugly.

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Like this if you like me.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.