If jokes

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Comment if I'm ugly.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

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