If jokes

If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Comment if I'm ugly.

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Like this if you like me.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.