If jokes

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

"If you can't win, lose."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"