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Stephanie
6 years ago
  • What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

    Then you get the name Chrisa.

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    Listen up, buttercup! So, like, you take the name "Chris" and then you smash it together with "Marisa," right? And then, BOOM! You get a new name called "Chrisa." It's like when you try to bake, which probably ends up as a disaster because you probably can't cook to save your life!

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