If jokes

If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.

No, seriously,

I'm right behind ya.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

Like, and comment if you're single.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹