If jokes
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.