If jokes

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?

If the noose breaks, stab yourself!

If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!

If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.