If jokes

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.