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If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?