If jokes

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.