If jokes

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Like if you hate school.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?