If jokes

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

Like if you hate school.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!