If jokes

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."