If jokes

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Like if you hate school.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."