If jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!

If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?

Follow me if you know someone smart.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

Like if you think someone is gay.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.