If jokes

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

How come lepers don't play cards?

Well, if they lose a couple of hands...

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.