If jokes
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Like if depressed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
