If jokes

Woman

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Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Plant

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What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

Haircut

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So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

Fire

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)