If jokes

If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.

Like if depressed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

Like if you think someone is gay.

Follow me if you know someone smart.

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.