If jokes

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?

One, if the bag is family size.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?

I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.