If jokes
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Like if depressed.
Like if you think someone is gay.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.