If jokes
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Follow me if you know someone smart.
It works, my brother has never slept better
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."