If jokes
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?