If jokes

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"