Hygiene jokes
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
My ass itches.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Poopies in my undies.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3