John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Hygiene Jokes
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
You smell!
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
