Hygiene jokes
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.