Hygiene

Hygiene jokes

Woman

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Dentist

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Disease

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

Memes

Diarrhea

A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".

The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.

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  • Pussy

    What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?

    Put the diapers back on.

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  • Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

    Skunk

    What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

    Midget

    What do you say to a black midget?

    Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

    Ho

    When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

    Job

    The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

    The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

    Guy

    You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

    Butt

    What did one butt say to the other?

    Something brown is slithering down.