Hygiene jokes
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.