Hygiene jokes
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
You smell!
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!