Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Poopies in my undies.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
