Hygiene jokes
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."