What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Hygiene Jokes
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
I'll put white in your smile.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
