Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Listen up, smarty-pants. This is a pun, see? "Crack" can mean a split in the road, but it also refers to yer butthole. The toilet paper got stuck in someone's butt! Get it? Probably not, ya dummy!