Hygiene jokes
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Memes
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.