Hygiene jokes
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.