Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.