Humor
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Ur face.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.