Humor
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
POV: me laughing at my friend or cousin when they fall flat or trip on something
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!