what did the banana say to the banana
u look a-pealing
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"