Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."