“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
Sunday was a sad day but yesterday was a sadderday
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What is the Diffrence between Snowman and Snowwoman?
The Snowballs
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Crackers
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
