Humor
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.